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Mom is NOT a 4-Letter Word!

Featured blogger Diane Neer appears every Saturday.

By the time my Mom was my age, both of her children were well into college and career. I thought she was VERY old at that time. I have now recognized that she was 1) REALLY young and 2) REALLY smart to be done with the teen years by this age.

I deferred motherhood because I wanted a career. Oh, and I didn’t have a husband. I married Hurley at 29. If you ask him why he married me, he’ll say, “Because my Mom liked her better than my other girlfriends.” If you ask me why I married him, I’ll say, “Because I was 29 and he asked.” And if I’m feeling all Jessica Rabbit, I might add, “Because he makes me laugh.” Marriages built on much less shaky ground have fallen apart before reaching the 17 years we have endured celebrated.

Part of the reason our marriage survives is the foxhole mentality that kicks in when you are the parents of adolescents. Haley is 14 and a freshman in high school. Rory is 12 and a 6th grader. Our parenting philosophy is: Whatever doesn’t kill you needs to be dealt with using a strong sense of humor and the judicious removal of cell phone and computer privileges.

I was born in (cold, snowy, did I mention cold?) Central New York, which leaves you with no questions as to why I live here now. Hurley and I married in Miami and then fled to Fort Lauderdale as Hurricane Andrew refugees. We found our way to Fuquay-Varina in 1999 where we started putting down some roots and feeling like we found our Mayberry. After a brief sojourn in Boca Raton, we returned to Fuquay with me shaking my fist and vowing, “As God is my witness, I will only leave Fuquay again in a pine box!”

During this crazy ride of motherhood, I’ve gone from stockings and power suits to sweatshirts and golf skorts. My kids have gone from teething to text messaging. My husband has moved from Friday night beers with the guys to Friday night baseball with the boy. We’ve gone from paying for pediatricians’ new cars to financing our orthodonist’s condo at the beach. Through it all, my family has made me laugh, made me seethe, made me freak out, made me cry and made me proud. And it is with their indulgence (and not a small amount of eye-rolling) that I self-medicate by mainlining wine writing about them.

I hope you will stop back every now and then to see how we are doing. And leave comments!!! A comment every now and then helps to offset the wails of my live-in fashion consultants who critique my daily outfit selection process by saying, "You're wearing THAT?" or giving me the one-two punch of eye-roll and polysyllabic, "Mo-o-o-o-m!"

If you don’t have teenagers yet, I hope I will be giving you fair warning. If you already do, please join me in comment commiseration. If you don’t have kids, I think you’ll find something here for you as well in the form of movie, book and TV reviews. Let the blogging begin!

To read more from Di, visit Live and Let Di.

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Live and Let Di

Diane is a TriangleMom2Mom featured blogger, appearing every Wednesday. 

I try to be the voice of Moms with teens. My daughter Haley is 16. She's at that age where she is convinced that I know nothing. I'm thinking I'll seem a lot smarter when she's 22. We bond over Broadway shows. My son Rory is 13. He started reading the sports page when he was 5 and his passion for anything sports-related has grown ever since. This year he beat out 9 guys in their 40s to win his Fantasy Football League. Watch for him on ESPN in a few years.

My husband Hurley works from home, but travels quite a bit. When he's gone, I usually take a break from making dinner and cleaning the house. Oh, I don't do those things regularly when he's here either! Our parenting philosophy is "choose your battles." The only problem is that we often choose different battles. It keeps it interesting!!!

Diane appears Wednesdays on TriangleMom2Mom. Read more about Diane on her blog Live and Let Di

Posted on April 12, 2008 by dineer526.

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JDK19350's picture
by JDK19350 1 yr. ago.

Ah ha - I found out that I have to be registered to leave a comment! So I am doing so and telling you that your column is wonderful.....witty, honest, entertaining, and, most of all, very real! You are a great writer and an asset to this paper.

J

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by Pamela_DeLoatch 1 yr. ago.

Girlfriend, we're in the trenches together! I have three boys 14, 13 and 12, and a girl, 10. They are the joy of my life.

I try to remember that when I come back from 3 hours of baseball in the freezing cold (redundant but you get the idea) for one kid, and find the others left at home have indulged in brownies, popcorn and pretzels. How do I know? All of the evidence is on the kitchen table. And under the table. And in the sink. Oh, don't forget on the stove. (I'm screaming silently, can you tell?)

Thanks for being a lifeline out there to let me know I'm not the only one teetering between laughter and insanity!

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by meenmom714 1 yr. ago.

When I was finally dusted off the shelf at 34 and married I felt triumphant as I am sure most thought I was doomed to old maidhood in my apt. with the cats in the old victorian.  3 kids in 5 years.  Now they are a son,22,a daughter 20 and a daughter 17 tomorrow.  This one has driven me nuts over taking the driving test tomorrow.  The oldest has a DUI from 11/06 and in NJ its coming to roost  in 2 weeks when he will have his lic. taken away for 7 months.  I am sure this will impact me bigtime.  The middle one put us through lots.... dumbing herself down in high school with drop out boy friend.  Going away to college has had a good outcome for her in maturity,grades,etc.  But alas,I am exhausted and the old apartment is looking good to me!

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by sassur 1 yr. ago.

Love your article. I am a mom of two boys 15 and 12. I also migrated south from upstate NY. Used to laugh because kids I met in college said they were from upstate, when they were from Nyack and White Plains. I told them they were "upcity" not upstate. -you have to get off the Hudson to really be from Upstate. I adore NC - moved here for jobs in 1991 and have the same strategy, it's in a box that I will move somewhere else. Thanks for your humor and keeping it real.

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by Sandra_Gall 11 mon. ago.

I love your honesty. I am the mother of four future teen-agers (two boys, two girls). I agree that humor helps us get through just about anything a little easier. It is much more pleasant than the brut force method...

And the wine helps too! I will be checking back to see how your journey is going.

Hugs!

Sandra Gall
sandra@life-art-gallery.com
www.life-art-gallery.com

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