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The Thanksgiving That Daddy Put His Foot Through the Ceiling

During Thanksgiving blessing this year, I said a silent thank you that my husband did not actually fall through the living room ceiling from the attic. We now have a good sized hole in the ceiling that will require hiring a professional to fix it, but at least we didn't spend the day in the emergency room. As soon as I knew he was OK, I realized that it was going to be a funny story that would be told at countless future family gatherings. 

How often do we talk about the time that the Christmas ham turned out perfectly or Santa remembered to bring batteries for everything? No, we talk about the funny events we experienced together as a family.

When we gather at my dad’s house over the holidays, we often talk about the Christmas night we ate dinner from the frozen food case at a gas station due to a huge snowstorm. The fact that this happened in the middle of West Virginia late at night adds even more flavor to the story. The family reunion when one of my cousins ate all the onion dip is also a favorite topic of conversation. And who can forget about the Thanksgiving when an aunt didn’t de-thaw the turkey all of the way and the right half of the bird was completely raw?

As the story evolves through the years, I bet several versions will be told. I’m sure that my kids will tell how they were playing blocks the living room, heard Daddy yell and then looked up and saw his foot hanging through the ceiling. And my version will include how I posted a picture of the hole on Facebook before we had even picked the drywall off the carpet. Trent may choose to omit the part where I brought half of the neighborhood over to look at the hole, but I am sure that I will remind him. But whatever version is the one that becomes family lore, I am sure that we will still be laughing about it 30 years from now.

What stories does your family talk about whenever you get together?

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From Trike to Two Wheeler

Jennifer Gregory left Florida almost 11 years ago to escape the heat and enjoys living in a place where the seasons change. She lives in Youngsville, N.C., which she usually refers to as north of Wake Forest, and has been married to her husband for almost 10 years.  As the mom of two kids and three dogs, her house is filled with lots of joyful noise and barking.  Her daughter (7) is convinced that she will be a princess when she grows up and her son (5) has aspirations of being the next Dale Jr. After years of writing software documentation for various companies, she "retired" when her daughter was born to become a stay at home mom. Now that her kids are in school, she has finally figured out what she wants to be when she grows up.  She spends her mornings as a freelance writer and her afternoons hanging out with her kids.  The only things she misses about living in Florida are her friends and family, Publix fried chicken and going to Florida Gator football games.

Jennifer appears Mondays on TriangleMom2Mom. 

Posted on December 7, 2009 by Jenniferg72.

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by dineer526 3 mon. ago.

I can't tell you how many stories I have heard this year about people putting their legs through the ceiling! So much that we wouldn't allow my friend to go up and bring down big, ugly, 1950s Santa without a team of guys.

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by Jenniferg72 3 mon. ago.

LOL, that's funny. I didn't realize how common it was either until I started telling people what happened to us.

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by AHamm 3 mon. ago.

Good story. Believe it or not, I actually wrote my post for Saturday with a similar theme (that a perfect Christmas can be boring in hindsight) BEFORE I read yours. I guess it's true what they say about great minds.

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by Jenniferg72 3 mon. ago.

Mandy, That's funny that we wrote on the same topic. Your post cracked me up! Personally, I would have been happy with a boring Thanksgiving and not having to pay to fix my ceiling, lol :>)

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by Jenniferg72 3 mon. ago.

Mandy, That's funny that we wrote on the same topic. Your post cracked me up! Personally, I would have been happy with a boring Thanksgiving and not having to pay to fix my ceiling, lol :>)

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