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Do you work?

Three words. Nine letters, each a weapon in the mommy war.

The question always makes me bristle. The audacity! The abject cluelessness! I'm careful to phrase it differently when it issues from my mouth, whether I've just met a new mom at the park or I'm interviewing someone in my job as a reporter.

Do you work outside the home? That’s how I put it because — let's face it — those of us who don't earn a paycheck often work a lot harder than those of us who do.

Last week, I received a forwarded email from one of my best friends relating a scenario that made me laugh out loud.

Here it is, in condensed form:

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas. Inside, a lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room, the TV blared a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food littered the counter and the fridge door gaped open. Broken glass lay shattered under the table. Shoes leaked small piles of sand everywhere.

He quickly headed upstairs to look for his wife, stepping over toys and more piles of clothing. He passed the bathroom, where miles of toilet paper lay unraveled and toothpaste smeared the mirror and walls.

Rushing to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, “What happened here today?”

“You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?” she said. “Well, today I didn't do it.”

Yep, stay-at-home moms work, as do their professional counterparts. I do both.

When my son was born five years ago, I left a full-time job covering Wake County for The News & Observer for part-time hours at the newspaper.

Friends envy my situation, and I must admit that much about my set-up is pretty great. But, like most things, it’s not all that it seems.

Working part-time means I never get to give something my all, be it career or kids. I try, but there’s just not enough time to get everything done. So I write my articles as the clock inches toward midnight, then shrink beneath the covers when my son or daughter ambles in each morning before the sun’s peeked above the treeline.

There’s always a trade-off, a parent participation day at school I have to forgo or a companywide gathering I simply can’t make.

I actually missed a staff meeting last year at which, unbeknownst to me ahead of time, I received an award.

“Bonnie? Is Bonnie Rochman here?” the editor asked.

Sick kid, volunteered my supervisor.

Strange but true.

Over the past few months, my work-life balance has shifted yet again as I’ve transitioned to writing mostly out of the office. It’s a crazy juggling act that feeds on stolen moments while my baby daughter naps and her older siblings are in preschool. It requires the utmost in organization, which fortunately comes naturally to my Type A personality.

But it also requires sitting demurely by the sidelines, watching colleagues scale the journalistic ladder while I stay put on the lower rungs.

So I can’t have it all, but is it okay to want to?

For most of us, when it comes to work or family, family always wins -- regardless of whether we work full-time, part-time or, more realistically, all the time.

My job never ends. It’s just the job title that changes, from journalist to lost puzzle-piece locater, Chutes and Ladders arbiter, broccoli pusher/dessert rationer, round-the-clock nursing mama.

Welcome to my workplace.

Do you work?, people ask me.

Do I ever.